Sex, Magic, and Total Confusion

Never make plans on this day.  They will fall through.

I need to nerd out for a minute here. 

I happened across literally the cutest art in the entire world.  The best part about it is, the artist draws a lot of Pokemon! Yay!

This is the so-cute-it-reduces-you-to-babbling-like-a-moron art of inopoke. If you want to see your favorite pokemon turned into something far more precious, I’d recommend visiting her gallery on deviantART.

My best friends are the ones who smoke.

Apparently, I’m “The Most Random Girl of This Month”

I deserve a trophy.

Hello! My name is Smatsy.  Yep, that’s my real name. I swear. :|

Welcome to my blog.  It’s awesome, isn’t it?

WAIT DON’T LEAVE!  Let me tell you what it’s about first!

Pretty much nothing. Just kidding!  I love video games, music, art, shopping, and writing.  My goal here is to discuss the video games I’m playing, the music I’m listening to, the art I’m crazy about, the best deals, and wonder about those darn oxford commas (and how to avoid ending a phrase with a preposition). 

So, without further ado…

I present to you, TODAY’S TOPIC!

Oh my God, Catherine.  I love you. My brother got this game for me for Christmas because Skyrim was the predictable choice (more on that lovely specimen later).  Since I had no idea what to expect out of this seemingly raunchy title, I waited for my household to go to sleep before I dared play it.

Surprisingly, as far as M-rated games go, this one was fairly sweet.  No actual nudity as one would expect; just a lot of swearing, drinking, and gore.  I’m not complaining. 

At once I was addicted.  During the day, the story unfolds into a terribly stressful situation, and at night you’re rewarded with an even more stressful nightmare sequence that requires you to quickly push and pull blocks to scale gigantic towers.  Before you get the hang of things, the nightmares are difficult if not cruel.  By the time you see blocks as you’re falling asleep each night, you become a God of Catherine, and it is blissful.

So, in case you’re wondering, I’ve beaten Catherine (the game, not the person) three times.  Whenever my boyfriend finally beats it, I’m going to play it a few more times.  I do need to get lots of gold trophies, after all!

So, if your idea of a great game is constant stress and terror, go get Catherine. You won’t be disappointed.

Also, I’m trying out both blogspot and tumblr.  If I happen to pick blogspot over tumblr and you happen to like my blog, here is the url to the other, identical blog: http://sexmagicandtotalconfusion.blogspot.com/

-Smatsy